Top 5 quotes about losing weight

Top 5 quotes about losing weight

Quips about weight loss

“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.” ~Anonymous
“I keep trying to lose weight…but it keeps finding me!” ~Unknown
“I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they’ll find me like a strip of bacon – a streak of lean and a streak of fat.” ~Texas Guinan
“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.” ~Jane Wagner
“It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren’t so handy in the refrigerator.” ~Hugh Allen

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About the Author was created by Stephanie Averkamp, a recognized health and fitness professional and sole-author of the content on this website. Stephanie's approach to weight loss emphasizes making small, realistic, and permanent lifestyle changes. Read more...

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