Top 5 humorous quotes about excuses

Top 5 humorous quotes about excuses

Quips: excuses for weight, lack of exercise and eating.

“The Americans never walk. In winter it’s too cold and in summer too hot.” ~J.B. Yeats
“I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick.” ~Abe Lemons
“I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.” ~Alec Yuill Thornton
“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” ~Shelley Winters
“Good taste is the excuse I’ve always given for leading such a bad life.” ~Oscar Wilde

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