Top 5 diet quips

1. “I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days.” ~Totie Fields

2. “The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.” ~Jackie Gleason

3. “At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.” ~Mason Cooley

4. “I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” ~Dolly Parton

5. “Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.” ~Dan Bennett

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